Left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing?
According to an NASUWT spokesman Michael Gove's educational reforms have been a failure because only 32 additional schools have taken up academy status in the six weeks since royal assent was obtained.
Former Labour education Secretary Estelle Morris meanwhile criticises the coalition for giving too little time for debate of the new legislation.
They can't both be right. Perhaps the forces of darkness should begin talking to one another.