Three religious leaders were playing golf..

Three religious leaders were playing golf and held up at the second tee. They asked the caddy to find out what was the hold up. He came back to say the group ahead were blind.

The vicar immediately said how he intended a sermon on Sunday about overcoming personal adversity. The Rabbi talked of a sermon about the Jewish people overcoming adversity.

The Imam stroked his beard pensively, leaned forward and said, why can't they play at night..

Syed Kamall MEP addressing the #WindsorConf making a point about the dangers of assumption.